What's a "Division 6" anyway?

Division 6 was formed in 1947 to analyze and reverse-engineer a very sudden influx of "foreign" technology. Here it is more than 50 years later that research is paying off. Division 6 is now dedicated to packaging that advanced technology into products that are suitable for the everyday Joe.

Many folks ask us why we offer such a random, seemingly unrelated collection of devices. The answer is that we just go where the research takes us.

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